Valentino Rossi is totally ponyrific. He tells great jokes, he's friendly, charming, talented, Aquarius and, of course, eight-time world champion. Could he be any more ponyrific? Probably not ... unless of course he was my boyfriend!!

Here you see Max Biaggi. Although his manager assures me that Max is pony I have yet to discovery how and why. All I know is that he referrs to himself as, "The Roman Emperor", and Vale doesn't like him. Those two reasons are good enough for me. Thumbs down Max!

I hate to offend all you Porsche fans but they just scream out mid-life crisis. Also, everytime I drive the Z06 and pull up next to a Porsche to race it I get denied! What are you afraid you're going to scratch it? Totally not pony!

Fight Clubs are totally fun AND a killer workout. If you want to get in great shape and have a sparring partner that doesn't want to annihilate you completely try it! Totally Pony!

I hate the term, "Cardio Kickboxing". It's not kickboxing damnit it's an aerobics class at your dumb healthclub. Just look at this picture ... does this look like Muay Thai? Does this look like kickboxing? NO!!!

I heart people who rock replica helmets. Even if you can't ride like the Doctor you can give him props by sporting his helmet. Totally ponyrific!

Okay, these are just plain dumb. So are the dumb mohawks that attach to your helmet. Do yourself a favor and leave these at home ... unless you want everyone to KNOW you're a squid. Totally not ponyrific!