Hi
everyone! I'm Sprocket Valentine. If you don't know me from my syndicated reality
series, "Blue Ruin," you may know me from racing on the pony circuit
or from one of my guest appearances in "Faster" or "Stunts Gone
Wild." If you don't know me at all, I'm a sassy little stuntah from Atlanta,
Georgia, who knows how to tro' down some mad wheelies. Stuntin' isn't all I do,
though, as you will see here on my personal web page. |
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Here I am at my home track, Barber Motorsports Park. This picture was taken in October 2005 when I was asked to do a stunt demo and autograph session at a professional roadrace. Killer BBQ! |
This
is from when I raced the Triumph Thruxton Cup at Barber. I qualified 2nd but lowsided
on the final lap and DNFed. Bummer... |
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This
is me copping a shot on the reigning BMW Airhead champion's bike at Barber. Sorry
about the water bottle, but I got scared the rider would see me on his mega-buck
Beemer and dropped it! |
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is a Ducati I raced at Barber during the vintage races. I won but was disqualified
because I made some illegal modifications to the bike. Whatever ... it was only
nitrous ... the same stuff they give me at the dentist's office! |
This is my new best friend Cammi and me at the Sepang GP track in January 2006. We were doing some light detailing before our big Pony Racing Circuit photo shoot. Unfortunately, the photo shoot never happened because the other ponies were "held up" in Thailand and didn't make the flight. "Yeah. right!" |
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This is a picture of me after Kevin Schwantz autographed my leathers at Barber! It's just his image in the background here because when I met him, I got soooo nervous that I dropped my camera and broke it! He is so pony....and he appreciated a great BBQ as much as me! |
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are some shots taken from the big Supermoto race at Grange Raceway. It was a pretty
nasty battle between me and Wardy but, lucky for me, I am 6" tall and blue
... the advantage was all mine. |
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Here
are a couple of pictures of Cammi and me at Supercross in Anaheim. We had a killer
time except at the end ... Cammi ditched me because she's sooo in love
with Ivan Tedesco that she had to find him and tell him! I didn't want
to go because it takes a pony a really long time to walk to the pits. So,
I decided to stay where I was ... but everyone around me kept buying me beer because
they were so astonished to see a little blue pony racer at Supercross! I guess
I had one too many ... silly pony! |
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Okay
... Cammi and I are never going to Tijuana again. She convinced me to go
to Supercross in San Diego and we happened to end up in TJ! All I know is that
if Pony Pony finds out we are in the next, Girls Gone Wild en Espanol, she
is going to kick our little pony butts off the pony racing circuit and we will
be forced to work at Hooters for the rest of our lives. Oh, no!! At least we got
free beads out of it!! |
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This
is yours truly on one of the ten race bikes that New Zealander John Britten built.
If you don't know ... this bike beat Ducati at Daytona over 10 years ago. If this
isn't the poniest of pony bikes, I don't know what is. |
This is when I met that, "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" guy. What I could't believe was how big his friggin' ego was! See ya ... wouldn't wanna be ya! |
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These are a few shots that were taken at Barber Motorsports Park in March when Cami, Popcorn and I did a shootout with all the latest 2006 middleweights. As it turned out, our favorite bikes were the Suzuki GSX-R600 and the Honda CBR600RR ... |
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except for Popcorn, who liked the 675 the best. Whatever, she just liked it becasue her leathers matched. Our techs, Brad Coleman, Chris Smith and Jeff Tigert (seen here) were totally pony and helped us with our suspensions.
This
is the Jessica Zalusky replica pony that I made for her. I told her to zip-tie it to her superstock bike that she races in the AMA so she can feel some of that "pony magic".
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This
is when Cami, Popcorn and I snuck into the Barber Vintage Museum after hours and copped
a couple of shots at the Daytona exhibit. We were in pony heaven! Oh, and did I mention that "Mr. Daytona" gave us a tour. Totally pony! |
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Here's a picure of me at Laguna Seca Raceway. I'm not sure what happened but the previous night I was at the pier in Monterey drinking margaritas and the the next day I woke up at the bottom of the corkscrew! |
Trevitt replica pony and I thought it would be funny to stow ourselves away in Andrew's backpack and join him in South Africa for the 2007 Ducati 1098S press introduction. He didn't think it was very funny when the airport security guard found us but he was cool when we got to the track and let me take his picture with his pony. I also met Troy Bayliss while we were there ... what a dreamboat!! |
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